We all have that one friend...
I have so many questions
Guy came in complaining of scrotal pain. Stated he was at home, in his living room, high on coke and quite drunk, sitting on a bicycle when he slipped and caught his marble purse on the sharp pedal. He felt wetness and assuming it was blood wrapped his manhood in TP and ran to the ER. He got back to my room and finally found the courage to check the damage himself. Noticed it was just urine and he had peed his pants. Ran straight back out into the night without another word.
Happy new year central Ohio.
This sounds fabulous, honestly
clapping to the beat of a song, a drunk man from holland comes up to me and says I have great, powerful claps and we should clap our hands together in the form of a high five.
You better marry this girl
My gf started puking, and between outbursts says “At least this is all good wine, it doesn’t taste so bad coming up!”